There was a girl that was so stupid that.. .. ..
One, she called me to get my phone number.
Two, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
Three, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Four, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Five, she studied for a blood test.
Six, when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Seven, when she missed the bus 44, she took the bus 22 twice instead.
Eight, when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ she turned
around and went home.
Is she really an idiot, i wondered…